First time parents.
Clueless.
We don't even know what to buy.
Transfixed on little Prada shoes birth to three months.
Mesmerized by little dresses, pretty with embroidery and all. Just in case newborn has to go to a ball.
But what pushes me over the edge is buggies.
I really want a nice one.
Although they are 700 pounds and probably by the time I will get to use it will be a whole different situation.
A new life.
A new life with new priorities and and humangus breasts.
A designer buggy would just mock my great-big, vertically expanding, knee-length breasts.
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